The show's host calls himself a "professor" but an extensive background check showed he has only a GED and few pottery classes.
Emcee Square has serious anger management issues and will lash out with that chicken at the drop of a hat. He also claims to be dead... or is he just not aging very well?
Professor Emcee Square
He's an opinionated demon with a bad habit of correcting people, especially the Professor. The show's resident "Mr. Know It All" and critic on everything from movies to personal attire, Pointy holds nothing back.
Triviamaster. Virtuoso. Genius.
Pain in the ass.
Pointy
The product of one of the Professor's early 80s cloning experiments gone awry, Fritz can see into the future with his extra eye and is great at opening cans with his teeth.
Mildly retarded with low-level Tourette's Syndrome, Fritz lives in a tree outside the studio.
Fritz
Once a happy clown, Stiffy met his fate at a seven year old's birthday party. The children turned into an angry mob when it was realized that he was not invited or hired to perform as a clown.
Highly excitable because he has never had a human girlfriend, Stiffy "disappears" a lot.
Stiffy the Dead Clown
Nightmare groupie from the deepest depths of the netherworld, Hellga has a death grip on Pointy's manhood.
She eats like a bird - a steady diet consisting mostly of bugs.
Hellga Scheidenentzündung
The self appointed manager has been hyping and duping the boys for many years. Whenever they question his management skills he replies: "Hey, you're on TV, aren't you?" (He had nothing to do with their television deal).
He's a slimy agent and you can see right through him - because he's a ghost.
The Whispering Nantucket
